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hogwartskidsproblems:

strawberrysoftlicorice:

jay-ell-gee:

guardianof-memories:

the real question is how did they not realize that she was Emma Watson

I think we all know who’s behind this

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Air Snape makes a sassy comeback

#Snape on a plane

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itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

iwonderhowlongicanmakemyusername:

I love this comics

I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK

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christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

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timelordy-teganbreann:

guy:

i think the lesson of this photoset is to check yo muthafuckin math calculations before u hand the test in bc sometimes u need to check shit twice before u realize whats up (x)

IM SCREAMING

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pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

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bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

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