my mind is telling me no
but my budget
my budget is also telling me no
(Source: theknightofsnark, via pearl-ashes)
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
(via fake-mermaid)
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
I mean legit that’s where you get to men are expected to rape non-consenting women. They expect us to say no, because that’s our duty as chaste women. And they’re expected to carry on with sex anyway (in other words assault us), because that’s what manly men do.
(via pearl-ashes)
ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
(Source: hommos, via fake-mermaid)
(Source: darkandmysteriousandpissedoff, via getwastedgetnumb)
im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends
(Source: caraknightley, via tauriereid)