plot twist eleanor is actually a lesbian and louis is the beard
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- Augustus Waters: hey i just met you
- Augustus Waters: and this is crazy
- Augustus Waters: but i think you're really pretty and you remind me of my dead ex and natalie portman as well and i really want you to come over my house and watch v for vendetta with me even though we barely know each other and i want to take you to amsterdam so you can live your dream because life is fleeting and my number's in this book
- Augustus Waters: so call me maybe
- Augustus Waters: Okay
